Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:15

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I actually pay taxes
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I can read
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand how hurricane paths work
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I see through liars
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I can count
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t cotton to rapists
I don’t buy bullshit
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for fakery
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup